You can now get an “inflatable hunk” pool float to keep you company this summer, and you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you float around with this guy.
We’re living in an unprecedented age of pool floats, flotation devices which have become more extravagant over the years.
Whether you prefer an avocado-shaped float with a removable pit, fire breathing dragon float that ‘Game of Thrones’ fans will love, or a pool float built-in with two holes for big boobs, the possibilities of what retailers are offering are endless.
Amazon is selling their latest buzzy concoction that’s perfect for your bachelorette party or a gag gift for your friends: Meet Chad, the “inflatable hank” pool float.
This inflatable pool float costs only $19, and it features a muscular hunk wearing sunglasses, attached to a red-white pool ring with a cup holder.
Chad product description says:
“This fabulous floating hunk is the ultimate pool buddy, and he’ll even hold [your] cocktail. Keep your cool as you relax in his muscly arms. Lie back and admire the view.”
This pool float also has the name “Chad” printed on hunk’s red shorts. The name “Chad” is a modernization of an Old English name, Ceadda, derived from the Welsh word “cad.”
In British slang, “Chad” means a “sexually promiscuous man.”
Despite being a newly introduced product, Chad pool float has already sold out on Amazon. But don’t let that sway you from buying the hunk float of your dreams.
Browse the product on Amazon and add it to your cart, and it’ll be delivered to you by the end of June when the hunk float is back in stock.
The muscly heartthrob has also received dozens of five-star customer reviews online.
One customer wrote:
“Chad is pretty awesome! I bought this as a gag gift and ended up keeping him for myself. The looks I get from people are totally worth it! LOL And I love the cup holder.”
“‘Chad’ was a huge hit at a bachelorette party. He spent the whole weekend holding various babes afloat, and his muscles were a warm embrace that every gal enjoyed,”