We all know your pooch probably has some built-up rage We all know what a relief swearing can be even you’re feeling frustrated. It’s the ultimate stress relief and sentence enhancer. But what about the family dog?

Our family fur babies quietly have to endure everything that goes on around them. From parents yelling to teenagers screaming, little Timmy pulling on their ears and the god awful visits to the bathroom when the owner just needs attention. What if your dog could finally express themselves? Well look no further. For $60, the Cuss Collar, which fastens around a dog’s neck, will spit out a swear word every time your dog barks.

It’s currently sold out, but those who are in desperate need to have their dog swearing like a sailor can sign up for details on its next drop by texting the number listed on the website. The pre-recorded words include bullsh*t, the f-bomb and other colourful words for your pooch. The product’s website states that the product isn’t a “shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use.” It’s more of a gag gift that the company behind the collar, MSCHF, is known for.

MSCHF is the master of releasing products that nobody really needs, but everyone absolutely wants. Bath bombs in the shape of a toaster that smell like strawberry Pop-Tarts, a rubber chicken bong, and customized Nike sneakers with Holy Water from the Jordan River in the sole, aptly called Jesus Shoes, are just some of the company’s latest drops.

This amazing and fun new product is for every treat your goodest boy deserved but didn’t get, for every itch that you didn’t scratch, for every time you were too lazy to take Pups to the park. Like their human owners, your dog can now vent out all its frustration out in swear words.

Will you be buying one for your dog?