Tired of your partner blowing off every time after dinner? You can buy these natural pills that make farts smell like roses, which’s good news for everyone afraid or embarrassed to pass wind.
Some people claim that farting in front of your partner is helpful for your relationship, but does it do good to the household aromas? Some people can even empty an entire room with the smell of their farts.
Farts are natural, and so are the smell that comes along with it. But, have you ever wished that your farts smelled of roses or chocolates?
Gone are the days when your trumps smelled of rotten eggs or other foul substances. Now your gas can have a range of beautiful and sweet aromas, scenting everything from violet to chocolates, thanks to a Frenchman inventor.
No More Smelly Farts
The pills, named PilulePet, were created by a thoughtful inventor called Christian Poincheval.
His inspiration to his invention came after an incident where he had invited guests to dinner, but they couldn’t cope with his constant flatulence.
“We were at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. That gas wasn’t great for our table neighbours, so something had to be done about this,”
“When we were vegetarian we noticed that our gas smelt like vegetables, like the odour from a cow pat, but when we started eating meat, the smell of the flatulence became much disagreeable.”
“We needed to invent something that made them smell nicer.”
Come Up Smelling Like Roses and Chocolate
Shortly after the incident, Christian started his company, called Latin Malin, and in 2007, he began developing the pills.
According to the Christian, he’s now selling the pills in a range of scents including violet, ginger, chocolate, and even roses.
Christian also claimed that the pills are entirely natural and are a “dietary supplement based on natural ingredients.”
You only need to swallow “2 to 6 capsules per day at meal times, depending on one’s condition, diet, and the desired effect,” and everyone will start getting jealous of your farts.
His website states:
“The fart pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humour for any occasion.”
“Our numerous returning customers are, no doubt the best proof.”
You Can Also Buy Fart Powder for Pets
This great revolution is also beneficial to households with pets who often lets out smelly farts. According to the website, they offer fart powder for dogs.
The product description reads:
“A natural food supplement for pets that fart. If you are tired of rolling down the car windows during long car trips, then this is for you!”
So, if you have problems with flatulence or you want to buy PilulePet as a gift to your partner or friend, the pills will change your smelly gas into a lovely fragrant aroma.
The prices of the fart pills range between £13 and £17 per bottle, and all products shipped to the UK and Paris are free.