There’s nothing better after a stressful, busy day of work than soaking your body in a bubbling Jacuzzi. I would love nothing more than to immerse myself in a hot tub after a tough day at the office.

Unfortunately, I can’t afford a hot tub, nor do I have a place to put it. But I can now make sure one valuable part of my body gets the refreshing and relaxation it deserves, thanks to a Testicuzzi.

The Testicuzzi is a brand new, ground-breaking invention of a mini hot tub designed explicitly for your testicles.

Don’t be fooled, this item is not one of those novelty stocking fillers out there. A Testicuzzi is an ‘actual product’ that you can actually buy now.

In fact, the Testicuzzi website insists:

“This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend, we’ll let you call it a gag gift for men.”

The idea of inventing a mini hot tub for your testicles came about after a funny conversation between pals. But instead of writing it off as another silly tangent between friends, it actually followed through.

The Testicuzzi website explains:

“What started out as a funny conversation between friends a year ago, quickly turned into a conversation of ‘We Should Totally Do This!’”

“The Testicuzzi was conceived in a conversation about Dating, Drinking, and Random Trends. As many of those [conversations] go, we decided to take what ultimately was funny conversation and turn it into reality.”

The group of friends began by drawing designs and plans and eventually came up with a 3D-printed prototype.

After ‘multiple variations of the Testicuzzi were printed and tested to ensure product quality and proof of concept. Images of product testing will be left to the imagination.’

The Testicuzzi is a perfect solution for anyone with balls, whose testicles bear the brunt and struggles of every day’s activities. Whether you’re a keen sportsman, an enthusiast cyclist, or even a horse-rider, the Testicuzzi is the mini hot tub you need.

Available in white and black, the product’s official description reads:

“The Testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man that genuinely cares about his testicles hap-penis. One dunk of the boys into this fine testicle jacuzzi is sure to tickle your fancy and sooth your manliness.”

“The Testicuzzi features an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on, a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into, battery-powered bubbles and hours of pleasure.”

And if you’re the luxurious kind, the company is also making a limited edition of gold plated version for a whopping $10,000. And only 50 of them will be made, so you better act fast.

The description for the gold Testicuzzi read:

“Plated in 14K gold, this collectible masterpiece is sure to catch people’s attention. Not only does it make the perfect desk or office decoration, but it’s functional too!”

“With only 50 of the gold-plated Testicuzzi’s available, you are sure to have the one piece of awesomeness that no one else is sure to have.”

Admittedly, this is a functional product that your Tweedledee & Tweedledum will be very thankful for. If you preorder yours now, the estimated delivery date is December 10.

So if you’ve been wondering what to get your brothers, pals, or dads for Christmas, this is the perfect gift, you will thank me later.